I hate climbers. I tell my friends this and they seem surprised. They ask me, “You hate climbers? But aren’t you a climber? You rock climb right? Doesn’t that make you a climber?” Yes, I climb. And no, I’m not a fucking climber. Fuck those guys. Ever talk with a climber? None of it ever makes sense. They’re full of slang and jargon and gear … Continue reading I Hate Climbers…